Every week 1000's of unusual life forms (customers) wander around our store

And just when you think you've heard every silly question possible -

Someone comes up with a brand new one !

And the most recent Goofy
Question
Winners are...

If this bear spray does not work can I return it?

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Why can't I use this credit note from Grover's pharmacy at Forest City Surplus?

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Can I order a product and pay for the item in 6 months?

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I found your company on the internet, do you have a website?

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Do you have any tarps larger then 9x12 feet, like a 8x10?