Every week 1000's of unusual life forms (customers) wander around our store.

And just when you think you've heard every silly question possible -

Someone comes up with a brand new one !





The most recent Goofy
Question
Winners are...







Since we're hiking in Canada, do we need a metric compass?

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I wear a size 10.5 shoe. Should I go with the size 10 or 11 shoes?


Can I apply for a job by just reading my resume to you over the phone?

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Will the metal detector be detectable to a third world country's orbital satellite, while searching for gold in their country?

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Does this 120 volt item require power?

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What's the difference between this one and the package with two in it.

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You know the USB survival Ignite lighters you sell for $7.99? How much are they?

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What's more powerful the 3000 watt amplifiers or the 1000 watt amplifiers?

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Are the 7-foot pool tables larger than the 8-foot pool tables?

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Does this imitation security camera have night vision?

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Can you email me a pair (of sunglasses) if I give you the prescription (i.e. 2.50) to Brockville, Ontario?

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Duracell... I've never heard of that company.
Do they make good batteries?

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What gun is the M4A1 airsoft gun based on?

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Will the 3D compatable HDMI cables make my TV 3D?

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If I change cordless phones will my phone number change

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Can I burn a dual layer DVD to a single layer DVD?

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Can I put an indoor security camera outside?

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customer: Do you carry cell phones?
employee: No sir
customer: Do you carry Bell cell phones?
employee: We do not carry any cell phones
customer: How about Motorola cell phones?
employee: No
customer: What about Nokia cell phones? Do you sell them?
employee: No, we don't have any cell phones for sale

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Is a 1000 watt generator stronger then a 1700 watt generator?

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Will this 700 watt microwave cook things?

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Do you have any larger jackets in this size?

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What size are your Duracell AA batteries?

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Could I put these waterproof speakers in my pool?

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Is this product being sold in the store that is mentioned in the ad? Do we simply just come by to this address and pick it up?

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Could I use the bark stop dog collar on my cat?

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Do you have anything bigger that's smaller?

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How long is 20 feet?

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Do you have any hole punches? I need one right away, my pants are ready to fall down

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Will this 1000 watt generator run my 1500 watt heater?

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I ordered two security cameras, but I only ordered one.

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Do you have any 3/16th of an inch drill bits in metric?

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Do you have a security camera that will look in two spots at the same time?

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Do you have any measuring cups with grams on them?

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Are the clear garbage bags see through? Are they transperant? What colour are the clear bags?

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Do you have any phones in the store other then the phones in the store?

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I see you offer free local pick up. What is that?
I don't really understand Canadian postal system.

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The 30x50 tarps...
which way are they 30 and which way are they 50?

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A customer holding the 6x8 tarp package upside down asks
"Is this a 8x9-foot tarp?

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Are these the electric fireplaces the Mennonites make?

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Who makes the Bolton routers?

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Has this paint been previously used?

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If this bear spray does not work, can I return it?

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Why can't I use this credit note from Coulter's pharmacy at Forest City Surplus?

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Can I order a product and pay for the item in 6 months?

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I found your company on the internet, do you have a website?

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Do you have any tarps larger than 9x12 feet, like a 8x10?

 


 

 

 
 


 
Why not stop in (map) and
ask your own dumb question..
.
 
YOU could become famous !


For those who prefer
 the Big Box stores !


 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 








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